Once upon a time, all of Turtle Island was inhabited by beautiful people. In fact, the beautiful people of Turtle Island were the most beautiful people ever.
It was the Creator who decided to give all of Turtle Island to the beautiful people of Turtle Island and he solemnly decreed that they should have it forever. Of course, this fact overrules all legal treaties no matter what they really say, what they really mean, or how their “spirit and intent” may be imagined.
The beautiful people of Turtle Island were beautiful on the inside as well as the outside. Their whole lives were filled with nothing but peace, happiness and love. All the beautiful people of Turtle Island were special snowflakes.
The beautiful people of Turtle Island never made war against each other. They never even fought each other at all – ever. They were always hugging each other, kissing each other, fondling each other and having sex with each other.
The term “warriors” for the men of the beautiful people of Turtle Island is really a gross misinterpretation. If they were warriors at all, it was only in the way that those most beautiful, most wonderful and most peaceful Social Justice Warriors of today are warriors.
The beautiful people of Turtle Island simply never killed anyone or anything. They couldn’t even imagine killing for any reason. Whoever says otherwise is definitely a most abhorrent deceiver, and this can only be an evil White demon.
The notion that the beautiful people of Turtle Island were hunters is an evil fabrication produced by evil White demons to denigrate the beautiful people of Turtle Island. The beautiful people of Turtle Island certainly never ate any of their fellow creatures. In fact, all the beautiful people of Turtle Island were strict vegetarians. They only ate beans, maize, squash, tofu and soy.
There is no scientific evidence whatsoever that any of the beautiful people of Turtle Island ever did anything bad to anyone or anything at all before the evil White demons came. Rigorous scientific research by hundreds of university-educated people over the past several decades has never produced even the slightest suggestion that the beautiful people of Turtle Island were ever anything but the most beautiful, most peaceful and most lovely people in the entire history of the World.
Throughout Turtle Island, before the evil White demons arrived, there was always singing, playing and dancing. The beautiful people of Turtle Island hardly knew how to do anything else. And they liked it that way. This of course is why the beautiful people of Turtle Island have the moral high ground over all other peoples (except perhaps the jews).
Compared to the beautiful people of Turtle Island, the American hippies of the 1960’s were nothing but pathetic, deluded posers. The beautiful people of Turtle Island understood what Peace really meant, and what it really meant to “Make love not war”.
Some say that Jesus learned everything he taught from the beautiful people of Turtle Island, but this isn’t necessarily so because the jews are just as beautiful as the beautiful people of Turtle Island, maybe even more so.
Life was perfectly beautiful in all of Turtle Island in those days. But then the evil White demons came and ruined everything for the beautiful people of Turtle Island. Anyone who fails to understand this properly is a racist Nazi asshole who deserves to be beaten to death.
When the evil White demons arrived, they began to infect the minds of the beautiful people of Turtle Island with their demonic concepts. One of these demonic concepts was the demonic concept of competition, introduced largely through the fur trade. (Note that the beautiful people of Turtle Island never actually wore animal skins and furs because this would have required killing creatures.)
The beautiful people of Turtle Island didn’t even have a word for “competition” in their languages. They simply had never conceived of the evil idea of competing against anyone. The demonic effects of competition, like hurt feelings, were truly unthinkable things that their most beautifully pure souls couldn’t even imagine.
As some among the beautiful people of Turtle Island became infected by the evil White demons with the demonic virus of competition, rivalries began among the beautiful people of Turtle Island. Soon, these rivalries developed into war and the beautiful people of Turtle Island started to slaughter each other. It is a scientific fact that all inter-tribal warfare among the beautiful people of Turtle Island only started after the evil White demons came.
But even worse than the outbreak of warfare and slaughter was the fact that some of the beautiful people of Turtle Island began to gain the demonic understanding that competition led to progress. Once this demonic understanding possessed one of the beautiful people of Turtle Island, that one’s beauty died forever.
Along with their demonic concepts, the evil White demons also introduced the practice of killing and eating living creatures to the beautiful people of Turtle Island, as well as the practice of drinking alcohol. In fact, the evil White demons forced the beautiful people of Turtle Island to eat killed animals, to wear the skins and furs of killed animals and to drink copious amounts of alcohol. This is officially documented fact which has repeatedly been demonstrated by countless university-educated authorities.
As the beautiful people of Turtle Island became increasingly corrupt and degenerate because of the influences of the evil White demons, the Creator became profoundly grieved. But since the Creator could do absolutely nothing about it, he only cried a lot. Therefore, rain started to fall on Turtle Island. Rain had never fallen on Turtle Island before the evil White demons came because Turtle Island didn’t need rain. Of course, this rain caused much damage to the environment; many ecosystems were irreparably damaged forever.
Eventually, the evil White demons started thinking about killing off all the beautiful people of Turtle Island and stealing all their lands. Some among the evil White demons even said that their evil God wanted them to “exterminate all the heathen savages”. Fortunately, the less demonic among the evil White demons prevailed over the others to kill only some of the beautiful people of Turtle Island and to force the rest into concentration camps which they euphemistically called “reservations” or “reserves”.
The next phase in the genocidal plan of the evil White demons was to try to turn the children of the beautiful people of Turtle Island into evil White demons through residential schools. Thankfully enough, the evil White demons never even came close to achieving this with respect to most of their victims. No matter how much the evil White demons tried to prove that racial differences don’t really exist, the beautiful people of Turtle Island consistently proved them wrong.
Although not yet proven by scientific investigations, the presence of gas chambers and crematoria near most residential schools is unanimously considered by modern university-educated authorities to be most likely.
Now in these modern times, the most beautiful people of Turtle Island are in a most deplorable condition. Those who still live in the concentration camps are miserable and desperate, and so are most of those who live in the cities of the evil White demons. But most deplorable by far is the fact that those who live just like the evil White demons in the ways of the world that the evil White demons created are happy and comfortable.
This is the truth about the beautiful people of Turtle Island as it has been scientifically ascertained and verified by all modern university-educated authorities and approved by all modern democratically-elected governments. The scientific consensus on this is indisputable. Questioning any of this should certainly be considered a hate-crime.




